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{"type":"standard","title":"Sammarinese Populars","displaytitle":"Sammarinese Populars","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3859936","titles":{"canonical":"Sammarinese_Populars","normalized":"Sammarinese Populars","display":"Sammarinese Populars"},"pageid":5592893,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Popolari_Sammarinesi_logo.PNG","width":148,"height":100},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Popolari_Sammarinesi_logo.PNG","width":148,"height":100},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253494778","tid":"a1645448-9373-11ef-a0f8-416a3c6474f4","timestamp":"2024-10-26T08:23:51Z","description":"Political party in San Marino","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammarinese_Populars","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammarinese_Populars?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammarinese_Populars?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sammarinese_Populars"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammarinese_Populars","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sammarinese_Populars","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammarinese_Populars?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sammarinese_Populars"}},"extract":"Sammarinese Populars are a Christian-democratic political party in San Marino.","extract_html":"

Sammarinese Populars are a Christian-democratic political party in San Marino.

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Leucetta solida is a species of calcareous sponge in the family Leucettidae, and was first described in 1862 by Eduard Oscar Schmidt.

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