{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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