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Ceidae is a small family of chalcid wasps, previously classified as subfamily Ceinae, in the polyphyletic family Pteromalidae. These wasps are parasitoids of other small insects. Hosts are known only for Cea pulicaris and Spalangiopelta alata.
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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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\"Backflip\" is the second single by American singer-actress Raven-Symoné from her third album, This Is My Time. It debuted on Radio Disney on July 28, 2004.
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