{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't skeletons fight each other?","punchline":"They don't have the guts.","id":449}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the orange win the race?","punchline":"It ran out of juice.","id":338}
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Route 34 is a bus route operated by the Maryland Transit Administration in Baltimore and its suburbs. The line currently operates weekdays only from the Reisterstown Plaza Metro Subway Station to Stevenson University during peak hours and Greenspring Station midday.
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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"fact":"If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 \u00b0F.","length":70}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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